It's a fine art, recognising a boyracer, you have to be able to pick up on those subtle little things that make a boy racer, a boy racer. We shall deal with each element of their personality in turn. By the end of this, you should be able to recognise a boy racer at 50 paces

The Clothing

Wanna look like a dilly boy? then this is how to do it. Do not look like this. This is too a classy look for you average boy racer                                   Too classy.

The above is too classy an outfit for the average boyacer, to the right we have an outfit that a typical 'wideboy' boy racer will wear. A wideboy is slightly different to a boy racer in that they also deal in minor drugs and have 400 girlfriends, all of whom are under the age of seventeen.

As you can see from the above wide boy the outfit is simple. Brightly coloured training suit of some description, the more man made fibres the better. A selection of Ratners gold jewelery and expensive trainers will set the whole effect off a treat. Don't forget the sporty looking Kangol hat (Kangol make the seatbelts for cars BTW). Sunglasses for the wideboy are equally important, don't forget the slightly yellow tinted glasses which cost £300 quid from Oakley or some such provider.

The boyracer is a slightly toned down wide boy in his appearance. If the boyracer is taking the Nova to a max power meet on some disused airfield then this is what he would wear.

Observe the stylish shirt and slacks, this gentleman is obviously looking very fashionable in his Tommy Hilfinger shirt which is what all good boyracers should wear.

Any boy racer worth his salt will always wear Kappa gear, recognisable by the logo above, they only use the finest man made materials and make sure that their clothing is as tracksuitey as possible.

The Hair

A very short, shaved look will set the boyracer off a treat, excessive amounts of gel have to be used in order to get that 'Dilly Boy' look, the hair will usually be dyed blonde and will change as the fashions change so once every six weeks or so.

The Girlfriend

Usually 17 yrs old and blonde, this specimen will shag all the boy racers friend behind his back and do anything for a pint. She will sit in the passenger seat and rarely say anything, she will look nice in her tight top and trousers and generally be an object of desire, she will also wear cheap perfume and like really soppy music.

Boy racer girls are of an attractive species and I would gladly go for one myself, but they are too dedicated to fashion and will spend all your money very quickly, also they'll shag your best mate before you can say Upswept DTM!

Above are some typical examples from www.maxpower.co.uk of the classier element of Boy Racer chicks answering question such as spit or swallow, pink or brown etc!

Overall

Hopefully, you can now spot a boyracer from 50 paces, watch out for them outside your local town hall, in the local car park or maybe hanging around outside the local shopping centre.